b*tch say what?: Booooring EMAs

Hey-hey my stylish darlings,
So, we all know (especially if you're european) that last night in Amsterdam, Netherlands, took place The MTV Europe Music Awards. The event's MC was Redfoo and the backstage host was Ariana Grande.
Also, we've found out that the next year host city will be Glasgow.
Mneh... It was quite a dull event; nothing too special happened, except maybe for Miss Miley's performance but that wasn't such a big surprise. But I'm hoping that next year maybe it will be more .. interesting... and more drama.
Well, anyway let's see the fashion choices of the evening:

So, here we have Ariana Grande.
Sweetheart, I've got no problem with you, but let me tell you this: NO! No, you can't wear nude stockings at an event. I get that it was cold, ok? But it doesn't look good and it ruined a very beautiful outfit. It's such a pity, to wear nude-tights with that gorgeous dress. Oh, and by the way: you might start considering trying some new hairstyles, it's getting boring to see you with the same freackin' hairstyle every single time.

Here's our fabulous Katy Perry. She wore a baby blue bodycon matched with a pair of a bit odd high heels in which you could see her toes. She looked like a classy doll, but to be honest I was expecting a bit more from her: something a bit more.. Katy Perry. But no worries, she had plenty of effects in her performance.

Here's the gorgeous Rita Ora looking absolutely stunning in a black halter dress with a side thigh high split. She matched her dress with a pair of black & golden sandals and finished up her look with wavy locks and her signature red lips.

Well, well, well if it's not the attention seeking...uhmm... wh*re (she definetly acts like one) Miley Cyrus.
Anyway, just so you know, the young lady here is all grown up, so don't judge her, even though she tries to kill any sweet memory you've ever had with Hannah Montana. And in case you were wondering: no, she's not a porn actress, even though I'm seriously thinking if she suffered a concussion. But for now, I'm not gonna say anything about her perfomance, and I'm just gonna say how horrible her outfit is.
So the "very mature" singer walked down the red-carpet (or whatever was on the f*cking floor) in a... --I don't know how to describe it-- dress, that paid tribute to late rap legends Tupac and BIG. She styled her piece of clothing with a pair of checkboard thigh high boots that had nothing to do with the rest of the outfit.

And if you didn't have enough of Miley's outfit, here's a shot from behind: it's not much to see really (she's almost naked) only the rappers faces on her butt.

Now I just hope, you won't get a headache as me, after seeing her appearance on the EMAs. And let's pray her behaviour isn't caused by some sort of virus with which she can contaminate all of us.

Honestly, after this, I'm afraid what is going to happen next time when Miley will attend an event. Let's hope for the best and maybe by God's good will, Miley will recover from this existential crisis and the peace will be restored on this beautiful planet, Earth.

Now that we've seen some of the looks from last night, let's see what the rest of the artists have worn at the award ceremony at Ziggo Dome:

Ok, so now let's pass to the performances of the evening. And of course, we will talk about Miley Cyrus again. She opened the night with a performance of "We Can't Stop" while dancing on the stage next to a midget lady dressed in latex.