So now that we are almost at the middle of December and the New Year is getting closer and closer, it's time to review all sorts of things that happened this year. And today, we'll review the people that we are so sick of.
2013 was one crazy year, all the bullsh*t celebrities pulled off and all the overly exposed drama was really not that necessary. Let's face it: sometimes, it seemed like the mass-media just shove Miley Cyrus and her butt in your face and we had enough of this.
So here we are, 5 of the most annoying people of 2013:
Well... this year's press was definitely full with Amanda Bynes scandals. Either she was being arrested, or caught doing drugs, or tweeting that she wants Drake to murder her v-jay-jay, Amanda surely was in the centre of attention this year. But despite all this headlines, Amanda was committed to a Mental Hospital and she's solving all her issues. So even though she had quite a tumultuous year, Amanda Bynes is going to have some peaceful holidays with her parents. Well... I guess all's well that ends well.
Ever since he hooked up with Miss Taylor Swift.. -BOOM- .. Harry Styles is everywhere.
Is he dating this model, or that model, or the other model? Is he gonna get back together with T. Swizzle? Did he spend a night with a stripper? Is he gay? Is he dating Kendall Jenner? What does Taylor have to say about this? ...Ughh. I can't HENDALL this anymore, just STOP! For the love of God, please, stooooooop.
I know I love a good, juicy drama, but this? This is crap and who cares if he had dinner with Kendal Jenner? You aren't expecting them to starve, are you? Don't make such a big deal out of it, and don't get all crazy cause you saw them leaving a hotel together. It just happens: they are young, rich, famous and ready to have fun; of course they will make some Midnight Memories together, DUH...
If there's one thing we've had enough this year, that would be the "KIMYE" ship. Both Kim and Kanye were literally everywhere you looked. I mean, I would've understand if they were one of those cute couples that you're so willing to find out more about and you love them together and you just react with "awww" at everything they do, but NO, Kim and Kanye have the amazing talent to just make you never open your TV again. If you don't believe me, just watch Kanye's 'Bound 2' video. Now, I get that they are one of the most famous couples in showbiz, but I really don't need to know exactly EVERYTHING about them. Sure, it's so amazing they had a daughter (who they named *cough* North West) and they are getting married and they are so happy, but STOP shoving Kimye in our faces. Thank you!
2013 was a year full with Justin Bieber's selfies. And in 99% of them, he was of course, shirtless. Now... the teen heartthrob didn't stop just at a few photos on his Instagram, no, he took off his shirt and started walking, with no apparent reason, shirtless in the middle of the night in London, which wasn't exactly the tropics, then he got shirtless for his fragrance commercial and then, again for his video. Now we can only conclude that El Biebo is in a pretty sad faze after he broke up with his beloved Selena Gomez, and this is his way to exteriorize his feelings.
So, Justin, just because you're allergic to wearing shirts, it doesn't mean that we always have to see you naked on top. Maybe you could try to put on some material next time you go out in public. The world will thank you (probably not the whole world, but let's hope your beliebers will stay with you even if you'll be wearing a top). Oh, and I almost forgot, maybe you could also try to buy a belt. You know, they are usefull.
Just one question: who remembers the funny cute little Hannah Montana? The answer: NO ONE, because Miley Cyrus killed her, she frickin' buried her and she let us in complet horror. Yes, Miley Cyrus murdered Hannah Montana with her nigga wannabe attitude and her fake twerking.
So yeah... Miley's name was on everyone's lips this year. I don't know what she wanted to prove, but she sure proved something ....that she's dumb. From chopping off her hair and breaking up with Liam to smoking weed on stage and licking a hammer, you would think it's a long way... but Miley Cyrus succeded that in less than a year. So in her desperate attempt to...-I don't even know what she tried to achieve, but probably it was- fame and attention (which she sure gained) Miley left speechless every single creature on Earth. And her constant presence sure made us sick of all her bullsh*t. Now, for 2014, Miley I advise you to stop sticking your tongue out that often or not at all, if it's possible, stop trying to twerk because ...well... you kinda fail (I know the truth hurts) and maybe you'll try to appear in public less naked. Good luck!
Well, these were the people that we sure heard off about a million times this year.
That was all for now,
Until next time … I’m watching youxoxo
R. was here
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